Spoonerism Poems (ICYMI)

Or Poonerism...spoems...YCIMI? (It's the weekend, I'm tired.)

Due to a miscommunication (or missed communication…on my part), the first edition of The Journal of Wordplay #5 was missing some of Anil’s spoonerism poems. That’s been corrected (and they’ll appear in a special #6 section too), but just to cover all the bases, here they are!

How to Succeed in Love

Win over. 

In-wove her. 

Wise Saying 

sides-weighing  

size weighing 

Combining Sports and Religion 

Zen = the one 

“in the zone”

(Zen > the one in the sun.)  

“Together” 

 Get to her, 

 goo-tether.

SPOONER ANTI-POEMS

Poor Investment 

Bank on something. 

Sank on bum thing.

Why Wear It? 

Chip on one’s shoulder? 

Ship on, once colder.   

Practical Buddhism 

Desires 

seed ires. 

How Not to Succeed in Love 

        Harmony  

v.   mar Honey  

Two Responses to Setbacks 

Hit the ceiling? 

Sit the healing!

(Seated, patient mindfulness can control temper and temper disappointments.)

On Ownership

No it ≠ own it.  

(Own it ≠ know it!)  

Cheers

Unfrolicsome? 

Fun-rollick some!