VOTE

VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE

I’m working at the polls today. That means providing a safe space for everyone to vote—and while I’m there, not telling anyone how to vote. But—you guys know me, right? You know what I’m going to tell you. If you haven’t voted yet, then vote, vote, vote, and vote for the people who want you to be ABLE to keep voting, which means yes, vote Democrat.

I thought about doing a funny thing about Trumplanders describing simple terms using different words than the rest of us would use, inspired by this Aaron Martin Cohen comparison between two translations of the history of Mao Zedong’s reign…

But I just don’t feel like right now’s the time for it. Vote. VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE (if you aren’t an early voter, and if you are, thank you for your service).